2013 Horrorhound Weekend Part 3: The Costume Contest!

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It was after 8pm when I walked out of Horrorhound Weekend’s main convention hall during its opening Friday night. While maneuvering past the immense line of patrons (still looking to gain access) I walked across the street to The Crown Plaza hoping to catch a screening of The Profane Exhibit. It’s a new Italian film written and directed by Ruggero Deodato whom I’d met a couple of years back in Massachusetts. As the previous film was still playing, I took a seat in a comfy, lounge chair located outside the room. I was in the process of checking my phone messages when I heard a familiar voice call, “Hey Dave!”

It was my friend, Russ Wrangler (not his real name but ideal for social media purposes), who’s always guaranteed to make me laugh. In most circles, I’d like to think I’m considered a funny guy but Russ has me beat, hands down! I remember at last year’s Horrorhound he had me laughing so hard, my voice was pretty much shot by the time I made it onstage the next day for the Horror Host Hall of Fame. With another speech slated at this event, I worried about history repeating itself…but not enough to prevent me from inviting Russ to join me. Needless to say, I never did see that movie as we opted for a late supper at the hotel restaurant instead.

I suppose this is as good a time as any to mention that wonderful restaurant at The Crown Plaza. While the food was decent, the service was so incredibly BAD it was downright comical! You’d stand there waiting 20 minutes to be seated while there were plenty of empty tables and no less than five workers running around doing absolutely nothing.  Russ would later quip that the time it took to be seated, served, and pay for our order was enough to create bed sores! During the course of this event, we also experienced them forgetting to place one person at the table’s order while serving the other (so they’d be finished eating by the time you started) and, on another occasion, bringing us identical food plates after we’d just finished eating the originals and were ready for our bill! Seriously, I’ve never seen anything quite like it!

The grim reality regarding our food situation was due to the fact that there weren’t many sit-down restaurants within walking distance and few people were willing to risk their parking spots in lieu of the convention’s massive turn-out. This basically made the Crown Plaza’s restaurant the equivalent of a hunch-backed, one-legged hooker on an island full of men! The funniest moments were supplied by Wisconsin PA host, Dr. Destruction, who’d walk in and invariably get so frustrated he’d yell, “The service in Cincinnati SUCKS!” before storming out. What made this particularly humorous was watching him return to the same restaurant  throughout the weekend and replay this scene (breakfast, lunch, and dinner) like a revolving skit on “Laugh-in.”

By the time we made it out, we’d just enough time to get to the costume contest. Earlier that evening I’d bumped into Eric Austin from The HMA and he gave me a hug and asked if I’d be willing to assist him by serving as a judge in the contest. I was really honored and readily agreed.

55Eric Austin…the man behind the masks!

My ambitions were soon dashed, however, when a few moments later I met up with Ohio PA host, Dr. David Lady (who was slated to emcee the event), and he proudly mentioned they were going to have Bill Moseley along with Daniel Roebuck as judges. Clearly outclassed, I went back and reported the news to Eric while thanking him for considering me.

56The Nefarious Dr. David Lady!

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Russ and I dodged numerous horror fans before entering a large, dark room illuminated primarily by the main stage where Dr. Lady tried his best to announce contestants amid the intense noise. I had a lot of difficulty understanding what he was saying which was a damn shame in lieu of his quick-wit and how hilarious he was during last year’s contest (covered HERE). I also noticed Eric sitting all by himself beside two empty chairs. Apparently the other two judging hopefuls never made it so I could have served after all.

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Though only a handful of horror hosts made it out to Horrorhound compared to previous years, Russ and I happily noticed Robyn Graves from Midnite Mausoleum hanging out with friends and clearly having a great time. This appearance would garner her massive props among fans by not only proving that she’s one of us but also due to her choice of not using her horror host credentials to gain easy convention access; opting instead to wait in line like everyone else. I’d last seen her at Days of the Dead in Chicago and, as with that event, she joked about her and I both appearing without our customary sidekicks.

12Terror Dave & Robyn Graves…being solo’s no reason to pout!

Russ and I navigated the dark room while I snapped photos of any ghoul my eyes were able to focus on. In some instances, this wasn’t too hard since a few actually wore costumes that “lit up.” One of these luminescent monsters was a huge Alien with wings that I thought was really amazing!

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Another ghoul we had no trouble recognizing was the aforementioned Dr. Destruction who was hanging out with his sidekick, Eyegore. With no Ivonna Cadaver to chase around this year, he seemed to be everywhere I was. Of course, not long after saying hello…

Dr. Destruction: “Dave, you really need to snap out of this. I hate seeing you so depressed!”

Dave: “Um..Dale…I’m fine.”

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I immediately redirected his attention to a guy dressed up as Gene Simmons and he laughed, explaining how he’d planned on having someone tell me that was him. Prior to this trip, Dale had dressed up like the iconic member of KISS and I’d asked him to bring that costume to Horrorhound…which he refused to do. KISS and horror fans definitely go hand in hand as I saw numerous folks wearing T-shirts featuring a slasher mock-up of the Destroyer Album cover as well as some KISS gals I’ll be covering later. At this date I also have a special pass to meet the real Gene Simmons at the upcoming Fright Night Film Fest in Kentucky!

484726_10151572813471412_1866056021_nKings of The Night Time World!

For those less skilled in the whole “convention thing,” the polite procedure for snapping these type of pics is to go up and demurely ask someone in costume if you can take their picture (which of course they’ll always say YES to). I approached one who created a fantastic rendition of “Darkness” from 1985′s Legend. After asking if I could take his picture, I was shocked when he responded, “Well of course, Dave!” It turns out that underneath that red devil was none other than Indiana PA host, The Pumpkin Man (William Cowan), from Fright Night Theater!

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The next day he and I would have a nice chat while he was in his civilian clothes as, for some reason, I was immediately drawn to that shirt of his. I don’t usually see him out of his Pumpkin Man costume but both he and his wife, Angelica,  are two of the nicest people you could ever meet. I encouraged him to attend The Nightmare on Chicago Street event this year and show off his costume (whichever one he chooses) and hope they’ll show up!

62Terror Dave & William Cowan!

We mingled with more monsters while I took even more photos. I never saw the actual judging but wasn’t surprised to later find out that the winged alien was the big winner! Here are some more costumes to check out…

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23Russ Wrangler with Cenobite!

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I’d have loved to have stayed out later but I had to get up early for the big “Horror Host Hall of Fame” taking place the next morning. I headed back to my hotel and Brian returned soon after. Conventionalizing (is that a word?) sure takes a LOT out of you and it was time to rest up for the busiest day of all…

Coming up next…The Horror Host Hall of Fame that nobody saw…

Dave Fuentes~

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4 responses

  1. It must have been a blast to be around so many wonderful and creative costumed horror fans!

    March 29, 2013 at 10:41 am

  2. We opted to sleep instead of going to the costume ball. Now I wish I had. Darkness from Legend is one of my ALL time fave monsters and to know it was Pumpkin Man who donned the outfit makes it just that more awesome!!

    March 29, 2013 at 11:14 am

    • Thanks for the comment, Kayelle! That convention took a lot out of me too but I made it till Sunday evening before finally collapsing. LOL!

      March 30, 2013 at 9:17 am

  3. Having fun reading your posts Dave, thanks.

    March 29, 2013 at 1:40 pm

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