Horror Host Mash Up: When East Meets West!
BY BRIAN MAZE: In Fairfax, Virginia the PERFECT STORM of Horror Hosts converged to join together at The Monster Madhouse to host THE BEAST WITH 1,000 EYES!
Cinema Insomnia’s Mr. Lobo and his cave dwelling gal pal (Dixie Lobo) materialized out of no where using their Technilogical Whiz-Bang Time Traveling Rocking Chair!
He quickly joined forces with Karlos Borloff’s “Monsterminators” to search for the elusive BEAST WITH 1,000 EYES!
“Monsterminators,” Lizard Man, Freak Daddy, Slo-Frank, Gus-Feratu, & Beauregard Pettigrew were immediately dispatched to aid in the search!
Complicating matters is the appearance of a masked super heroine, Ultra-Ma’am, who has her own reasons for finding the BEAST!
Professor Mondo provides his scientific insights on the matter, when Jebediah Buzzard crash lands in his flying air-stream trailer!
Apparently Jebediah had been tracking “The Beast with Numerous Peepers” for some time! Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dr. Sarcofiguy stumbled into the room. He was the only one NOT looking for “The Beast with a lot of Dirty Looks” and had just returned from a screening of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN.
At the end of the night, I am not sure if THE BEAST was ever found. Maybe with all those eyes, there was just no way he couldn’t see all these hosts coming?
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