HORROR HOST WEEKEND REPORT: Leap Year Edition!

Welcome to the latest and greatest in what all of our favorite horror hosts are up to! We were pleasantly overwhelmed this week with the amount of submissions and it is great to see everyone so busy! This report is actually the largest one we have had in a while so keep the updates coming and enjoy!

The Daves were once again nominated for this very report and we couldn’t be more appreciative or thrilled! We hope every one will help us win this year! All you have to do is click HERE to go to their site and our category is number 18 “Best Blog of 2011.”

HorrorHound Weekend is shaping up to be a great event yet again with many confirmed guests! Check out the lineup, being updated regularly, HERE! The G.O.T.H.I.C. website is also live and you can check that out HERE! New this year is the Horror Host Hall Of Fame website that the Daves helped contribute to! Check out this awesome site HERE!

The Daves would like to wish the following people a very Happy Birthday this week!

Rebecca Paiva (Tuesday, February 28th) and T-bags PteraPig (Thursday, March 1st) 

The Horror Host world was buzzing this past week when it was announced that during their Tuesday night/winter finale, the hit TV show “Glee” would be featuring a fictional “horror host” with a rather familiar name. Pegged to judge the regional competition was “America’s #1 Late Night Horror Host” – “Svengoobles!” Yes it turns out that one of the show’s creator’s, Ian Brennan, was a native Chicagoan who, like The Daves, grew up enjoying the horror host antics of Rich Koz’s Svengoolie! The character showed up towards the end and, while he had little actual resemblance to the real “Sven” no doubt due to copyright concerns,  he did come out of an upright coffin! One can only hope that the real Svengoolie will make an actual appearance on the show! Imagine him breaking into one of his old parody songs like  “I saw Plan 9″ (to Ace of Base’s “I saw the sign”) while the Glee kids are prancing about holding cardboard tombstones and paper plate flying saucers (homage to the Ed Wood disaster-piece). The number would come to an abrupt end as Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) begins tossing rubber chickens at the chagrin host. Ahhh….one can only dream!

This weekend at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central its an ALL-NEW Svengoolie on MeTV with THE INVISIBLE WOMAN!

Chicago fans can start their Svengoolie viewing early on Saturday with an encore presentation of   MUNSTER, GO HOME on WCIU TV at 11am!

Select Chicago fans can also see a vintage Sven presentation on UToo at 3pm Central. This weekend its ZONE TROOPERS!

Dave Fuentes had a great time seeing Svengoolie recently at The Hawthorne Racetrack (see story HERE)…

Don’t miss out on future Sven appearances on OFFICIAL SITE as well as for his updates, addictive daily blogs, and great Svengoolie merchandise like his NEW T-shirt!

This week on Zomboo’s House Of Horror Movies is one of the scaariest movies ever made…THE CURSE OF NOSTRADAMUS! This film was made in Mexico in 1959. The English language version was released in America in 1962. Nostradamus the vampire is a direct descendent of sixteenth century prophet Nostradamus. Professor Stupido does not believe in vampires, so Nostradamus kills two of the good professor’s buddies before being chased through a maze of tunnels. Curse of Nostradamus is the first in a series of Nostradamus films. Curse of Nostradamus stars German Robles, Domingo Soler, Julio Aleman, and Jack Taylor.

 If you would like to order Zomboo merchandise, including his new t-shirt, please go HERE!

Greetings!

This week on Creature Feature I bring you Todd Slaughter in the much abused film, “Horror Maniacs!” AND…during the break, I bring you my first music video of the 21st century! Why? Because, I’m sexy and I know it! It all takes place in The Lab!

Meanwhile, in The Tomb, the TombKeeper will be serving up three deliciously shivery tomes of terror from her favorite writer of southern gothic terror, award-winning author Elizabeth Massie.

For the anime fans, Stefanie Von Guest takes a close look at the cyberpunk, cult hit, “Akira!” you can read it in The Loft!

Remember the little boy who starred in “Day the Earth Stood Still?” Well, he name was Billy Gray, he grew up to star in “Father Knows Best” and this week, Mark J. Gross has an interview with him in The Atrium!

Speaking of interviews, Athena, the Crowgrrl, interviews Cole Hadden, the writer of Dark Horse Comic’s “The Strange Case of Mr. Hyde.” You’ll find that interview down by The Moat. She also has a review of this comic series in The Chamber!

Lady Pam De Graff has a contemporary DVD on review in The Screaming Room!

Dita Dirt Nap has a good old culty DVD on review in Dita’s Den.

Plus lots more beginning Saturday night at: www.countgore.com

Season 8 update: At long last the Season 8 DVD box set of Penny Dreadful’s Shilling Shockers is now available for sale in the “Store” section at www.shillingshockers.com!  All episodes went out to TV stations earlier this week as well!

Coming up this weekend on Dr. Destruction Big Top Radio Program is the one and only Penny Dreadful! Then, on March 4, will be Doyle from The Misfits and on March 11 will be horror hostesses Stella and Ivonna Cadaver! To listen live click HERE!

This weekend on Dr. Destruction’s Crimson Theatre is DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE, starring Fredric March.

Friday is the season finale of Baron Von  Ghoulstein’s Movie Crypt. And check out what is in store. Not only do we have my  good friends Grimm and Zom B. stopping by, but we have one of the all time  greatest films as well…Freaks. So don’t miss out on the season finale of Baron Von Ghoulstein’s movie Crypt!

New episodes of Ormsby’s Cinema Insane will debut on March 4th.

In the meantime we have started a mini show called “Ask Ormsby”, where Ormsby answers questions sent in from viewers. We noticed that besides the emails about horror movies and other assorted hate mail, people would ask Ormsby advice on dating, cooking, and other everyday stuff that we thought would be funny for him to answer in his own twisted way. New episodes of Ask Ormsby go up every two weeks.

If anyone would like to ask Ormsby a question, please send them to Ormsby’s NEW email address: ormsbyhost@gmail.com

Ormsby resently released “SH!# Horror Hosts Say…” on Youtube. Much as the title suggests, it is stuff that every horror host has probably said at one time or another.

About Ormsby: Ormsby, originally from Transylvania, is the caretaker, cultural attaché, and mad scientist at Transylvania’s Embassy located in the Haunted Lighthouse of Mastic. He lives with his (mostly) deceased Mother, DuckBoy (made from the parts of a pizza delivery boy and a duck) and 200 little girl clones.

From the Lighthouse he hosts Ormsby’s Cinema Insane (www.cinemainsane.com), which started on the internet in February of 2010. Ormsby is an authority on cloning, horror movies, and cute red heads.

Ormsby recently broke up with Tina Fey. He refuses to return her underwear.

Please join us this Saturday at 1:00pm EST on Facebook/Tingler TV and You Tube for a very special Weird Web Theater. Why is it so special? For one Mod Ghoul and The Ghoul Kids are presenting Night Of The Living Dead. Also Weird Web Theater has expanded from the way we usually do the show. That’s right. You get to see more of us. Maybe that isn’t such a good thing. Maybe it is. I don’t know. At any rate, WWT is expanding and this is a very special show indeed so please join us for the fun. A classic movie and more of your favorite (maybe) horror hosts- Mod Ghoul and The Ghoul Kids. Cheers mates.

If I remember correctly, this week’s feature film is one of Roxsy Tyler’s favorite of the old B films.

Starting this weekend, Movie Madness with Dr. Praxis presents The Gorilla, starring the Ritz Bros. with Lionel Atwill, Bela Lugosi, and Patsy Kelly.

When a wealthy man (Lionel Atwill) is threatened by a killer known as The Gorilla, he hires the Ritz Brothers to investigate. A real escaped gorilla shows up at the mansion just as the investigators arrive. Patsy Kelly portrays a newly hired maid who wants to quit because the butler, played by Bela Lugosi, scares her.

That’s starting this weekend on Movie Madness with Dr. Praxis.

Movie Madness with Dr. Praxis is a hosted horror show, doing his small part to keep alive the traditions of hosts like Zacherley, Ghoulardi, Svenghouli, Count Gore, Stella Desire, Vampira, Elvira, etc.

Movie Madness with Dr. Praxis can be seen on Owensboro Public Access Channel 72, through the Movie Madness with Dr. Praxis website, through the Hocus Focus Horror Host Haven website, each Saturday night on Angel’s Asylum and every Monday Night through Pararock TV.  Please see the Movie Madness with Dr. Praxis website at http://drmpraxis.batcave.net for times and pertinent information.

NO Horror Host Library can be complete without the two new books written by Michael Monahan a.k.a. “Doktor Goulfinger!

First up, there’s amazing book SHOCK IT TO ME chronicling every Horror Host to grace the San Francisco Bay area!

To order, click on the book photo below…

And how many of loved the quintessential Horror Host Documentary AMERICAN SCARY for which Monahan was the Executive Producer? Now you can get even more great details on the hosts as well as incredible full interviews via Monahan’s book “American Scary!” Simply click HERE to order!

This weekend on The Monster Channel:

Friday 2-24

Noon – The Midnight Shadow Show w/ Professor Griffin – “She Beast”
8:00 – Midnite Mausoleum w/ Marlena Midnite – “Long Hair of Death”

10:00 – Midnite Mausoleum w/ Marlena Midnite – “Nightmare Castle”

Saturday 2-25

12:00 – Cinema Insomnia w/ Mr Lobo – “Invasion of the Neptune Men”
8:00 – The Bone Jangler – “The Mad Monster”

10:00 – The Haunted Theatre w/ Halloween Jack – “The Killer Shrews”

Sunday 2-26

12:00 – The Dungeon of Dr. Dreck – “Night of the Eagle”
4:00 – Bordello of Horror – “Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter”

6:00 – The Professor Gillman Show – “White Zombie”
8:00 – Ghoul A Go-Go – “Cavemen”
9:30 – The Darkest Hours w/ Darkest Jack
10:00 – Professor Gillman – “The Indestructible Man”

2012 is here and Mr. Lobo is glad to say things are back on track!In case you heard it here first, my assistant and collaborator, Dixie Dellamorto and “Mr. Lobo” got married on January 13th of this year. This has forged a deeper partnership and we are now a deadly two headed art machine of creative justice!

We have a new editing system and several new production companies, including LEOMANN PICTURES and RANDORI PRODUCTIONS, helping to finish the remaining shows to meet our lofty goal of 26. We have a shooting day next Tuesday and Sunday these teams can help edit as well. A new horror channel that we cannot yet name has also promised to supply studio time and resources starting in May.

As you know, 2011 was a rough year for the show and many people close to the show, with more pitfalls than promise and many doors closing in our face that have been open for a long time. If it wasn’t for your Kickstarter donations, I’m not sure how Cinema Insomnia would have survived. After our newest episode, a crisis of crew and computers, teamed with family health issues, and our resale DVD distribution hitting bottom resulted in a need for restructuring from the ground up.

We now control all remaining DVDs, which still were still selling well in person and are offering signed and number copies of the last few APPREHENSIVE FILMS versions of the shows. 25% discount is offered to all Kickstarter donors who email Mr. Lobo with any requests for episodes they want on DVD.

In September we will start mailing out all Kickstarter rewards, even if we do not yet have 26 new shows in the rotation. Thank you for your incredible support and patience…

In the meantime, we are sticking to our guns, writing, producing, and editing shows…for a brave new world beyond the DVD market. We will be keeping in continual contact with the fans through our new website CinemaInsomnia.com with a calendar that will post production dates as well as live appearances. New shows will also be posted there. Please contact us with any feedback and let us know how we can make the site more useful and enjoyable….http://www.coem,a/

Join Wolfman Mac’s Howlin’ Hullabaloo on uDetroit! Mac hosts a new variety show with music, interviews and all kinds of retro goodness. You can either watch it live on the uDetroit site or come down to the uDetroit Cafe for food and drinks and watch the show as it happens!

Tune in this Saturday from 4:30 – 6:30 pm. Watch the show live or catch recorded episodes. For more info click here!

The Atomic Age Cinema! is now filming a new episode!….our fifth installment in the AAC saga will be appropriately named CINCO DE MAYONNAISE  We hope to have it done by Horrorhound Weekend….and preorders will be available if we don’t finish…. Here’s a sneek peek of what is to become our creamiest episode to date…we will also have lots of new merch…box sets…dolls…toys…and will be sharing our table with Clockwerk Pictures and Coppercoil Productions along with Scott Schirmer…director of the new horror FOUND which we will be selling the book to….

This week on Monster Movie Night with Bobby Gammonster – Internet Horror Host  a very “special” episode is happening! Our feature film is being played along with Monster Movie Night, instead of being “linked”, just like the big leagues of Horror Hosting and it is all legit and legal via Youtube rules etc. So join us this weekend at www.themonstermuseum.com for Monster Movie Night’s special feature “Dracula VS Frankenstein” 1970′s version starring Michael Rennie (The Day The Earth Stood Still) and Paul Naschy  (the spanish werewolf series of Waldmar Dannisky), and at MystiCon in Roanoke Virginia this Friday thru Sunday Bobby Gammonster & Boris the Buzzard will be attending as vendors and doing mini- interviews for next weeks show, so stay tuned everyone, it is only just gonna get better, really it has to, right?

We hope you have had your rabies shots because this week Creepy KOFY Movie Time brings you, The Bat, starring Vincent Price. Since this movie is such a classic we decided to bring in some of the best guests ever. This week on the show one of our favorite guests ever, Evi Hamil returns to the cave to feel the aura of Balrok and No Name. Comedian Tom Clark brings some funny to the show with some awesome jokes. Our good friends at Mission Motorcycles talks shop with No Name plus they show off their awesomely eco –friendly electric motorcycle. CKMT’s resident scientist, Dr. Scott Weitze drops by so we can ask dumb science questions and he can make us smarter. All that and we haven’t even got to the best part, Dice returns to the cave. That’s right, the hottie from Suicide Girls is back for the unknown to sexy up the cave again. Plus the Cave Girls and Captain Isabella are still scantily dressed and hanging out and the Deadlies are rocking the cave. This show will blow you away so tune in this Saturday Night at 11pm on KOFY TV 20/ Cable 13.

And for our friends in Peoria, IL tune in this Saturday at midnight on MY 59 as we bring you Evil Brain From Outer Space!!!!

Join us on facebook to be the coolest person you know by following our nifty link: http://www.facebook.com/#!/CreepyKOFYMovie

Don’t miss Ormon Grimsby at the Mad Monster Party the weekend of March 23-25th! Also, don’t miss Ormon’s Monster Creature Feature show every Tuesday and Thursday evening on The Monster Channel!

From Ormon:  I made three new video posts to YouTube.  First off is a music video I did with the Atlanta based band Radio Cult. The video has some stuff with the band and Ormon running around our set.

Second, I decided to post the two long running video bits we did for our live Halloween show this past October with Southern Culture on the Skids. It’s all in old school 3D, and while the compression on YouTube hurts it a bit, it still is a pretty neat effect.

The Daves would like to welcome the one and only Ivonna Cadaver to our weekly reports! You can check out all of the latest happenings with Ivonna and her show Macabre Theatre by visiting her official website HERE! You can also meet Ivonna in person at HorrorHound Weekend the weekend of March 23-25th! Also, if you are not in her viewing area, many of her shows are available OnDemand through Amazon! Click HERE for more information!

HORROR HOST DOCUMENTARY NOMINATED FOR RONDO AWARD

RICHMOND– A small budget independent documentary about Virginia television horror host, The Bowman Body, a.k.a. legendary broadcaster, Bill Bowman, is scaring up significant attention this year. The film, “Hi There Horror Movie Fans,” is nominated for Best Documentary of 2011 in the 10^th Annual Rondo Hatton Awards.

The documentary from Horse Archer Productions chronicles the long and influential run of the Bowman Body’s wildly popular and unpredictable shows that ran across the state from 1970 to 1987 in various incarnations. In fact, when “Shock Theater” ran on Friday nights in Richmond, for example, the show got more than a 50% share of viewership, beating even late night king, Johnny Carson, in the ratings.

It also relates several tales from the wild and wooly days of 1970s television including the time Bowman accidentally redirected a funeral in his promotional hearse, an appearance of naked college girls at his home and a group of Hells Angels showing up at a promotion looking for autographs.

For more information about this film, go to www.bowmanbody.com.

I am just now starting to put together the FRIGHT NIGHT CINEMA Halloween Special VOL 3! The show will have a whole new look and new robots as well. Horror Hosts such as THE BONE JANGLER, ROXSY TYLER, HALLOWEEN JACK and UNCLE SCARY will be making special appearances in this episode along with MANY more guests!

It’s Alive is a television show produced in the same format as the highly successful Pittsburgh favorite Chiller Theater. Classic horror movies are presented by a talented cast performing comedy and live music. The show is aired Saturday nights at 10:00 PM on WBGN, a local station reaching over one million households, or can be seen anytime from anywhere via our website www.theitsaliveshow.com. Movie selection and show content appeal to a wide demographic with core viewers being 18 to 34.

In October 2006, 2007 & 2008 The It’s Alive Show sponsored the world’s largest zombie gatherings, as certified by Guinness World Records™, which drew 894 official participants in 2006, 1124 in 2007 & 1375 in 2008. In 2009 we had 1,934 zombies, 2010 4,800 and Zombie Fest 2011 brought in 4,397 zombies. Every year we have provided non-perishable food donations for the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank and held a charity auction to support Susan G. Komen for the Cure.

Karlos has been very busy in California promoting his show and making connections! Hopefully this will lead to great things for the Monster Madhouse!

Check out the new video montage they put together:

Watch here as Tom from MySpace sends some girls over to the Madhouse!

Here is a short clip of the new Monster Metal song!

And here is Borloff just recently on the ASK DINO show!

And lastly, here Karlos discusses the Rondo Awards!

Cryptosis Fans in the Midwest I will be appearing in Grayslake, IL at the Grand Expo Hall for Zurko’s Chicagoland Antique Market on March 10 -11. I, America’s Pitchman will be promoting the films of the renown classic film maker, Christopher R Mihm. I will be taking pre-orders for his soon to be released House of Ghosts along with offering all of six previous classics including the Monster of Phantom Lake and Attack of the Moon Zombies. This event is your chance to rub elbows with Cryptosis and get your collection of Mihm films up to date. Check www.zurkopromotions.com for details. If you are looking for that one collectible to add to your collection and rub Cryptosis’ elbows this event in Grayslake is the place. “You gotta love those Zurko events!!!!

Join Christopher R. Mihm, film mogul, and yours truly as we bring the films of the Mihmiverse to the blockbuster entertainment event of America’s Heartland, C2E2, the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo. It all happens at Chicago’s McCormick Place April 13- 15. DVD’s from Monster of Phantom Lake through Attack of the Moon Zombies will be available along with pre-orders for the soon to be critically acclaimed and released House of Ghosts. Yes there will be enough Cryptosis and Mihmiverse swag on hand to meet the needs of the most discerning fans. So buckle up your broncos and join us in Chicago.

Please join me again as we witness the brutal slashing of budgets and death by a thousand cut corners on The Schlocky Horror Picture Show streamed LIVE 10.30pm every Friday (Sydney time) HERE!

You too can now own DVD copies of both the movie THE WACKY WORLD OF DOCTOR MORGUS as well as MORGUS PRESENTS VOLUME 1! The full-length movie can be ordered HERE and volume 1 can be ordered HERE! For all things Morgus make sure to check out his official website, MORGUS PRESENTS! ONLINE!

Make sure you check out the phenomenal job Gunther has been doing on the Horror Host Hall Of Fame website!!! The Daves are proud to be helping him on this project! You can check it out HERE!

FEBRUARY 25TH AT THE BAL THEATRE, SAN LEANDRO CA!*** It’s WOLFMANIA! See The Wolf Man and Frankenstein meets The Wolf Man on THE BIG SCREEN! Plus trailers, madness and more!

Don’t miss Marlena Midnite and Robyn Graves this March at HorrorHound Weekend in Columbus, OH the weekend of March 23-25th!

Every other Friday evening on The Monster Channel is First Run Fridays starting March 16th with all-new episodes of Midnite Mausoleum! Come and hang out in the chatroom for a guaranteed good time!

MIDNITE MAUSOLEUM SEASON 4 on DVD!! Volumes 1 – 5 available for PRE-ORDER right now (Shipping out the week of March 17th). Individual DVD’s at the special Pre-Order price of $6.99 each! Pre-Order all 5 ($34.45) and get a special signed Midnite Mausoleum Valentines Day Card with Your DVD’s!

Although the first stacks Season 4 DVD’s begin shipping tomorrow, pre-order pricing remains until the 20th. Order volumes 1-5 and You also get a special Autographed Midnite Mausoleum Valentime hot Hot HOT!!

Also coming soon is the Midnite Mausoleum Yearbook! Another great item!

Check out Son of Ghoul in northeast Ohio every Saturday at 7 P.M. on RTV WOAH  Ch.29 & WAX Ch. 35.  His time slot in Lake Tahoe, California is every Friday & Saturday at 10:00 P.M. (California time)  on TNTV. They are streaming over the net but you may have to first download “Firefox” (which is free to do) then type in www.tahoenetworktv.comto view the signal! New episodes begin filming soon!

Also, make sure to check out Son Of Ghoul at the CinemaWastelands, Monster Bash and Ghoulardifest conventions this year!

I am trying to branch out with Undead Cookies and Insane Insect Treats “insect candies and foods”. I will try to premiere them at HHW as soon as I get my tax refund. (I still need a table.) I have two local Darke Co.business helping me make these goals possible. Filming this year is few and far between because of the station move and family issue that occured the past year. Dr. Dark is alive and well and ready to make my small comeback and rule the world, one step at a time. I will send my concept images your way soon. Big thanks to Brian Maze for the Dr. Dark pog image which is used on the packaging.

For all things Roxsy Tyler, like t-shirts, DVDs and autographed photos, check out Potent Media!

Welcome to The Vortexx, your home away from home for horror hosts, B-movies, and cult flicks! Our movies run 24/7 and the chat room is open at all times. Join us at 10 (ET) on Friday and Saturday and at 9 on Monday-Thursday for our featured movie and a moderated chat. Freakshow will be moderating the chat on Tuesday, Jason “Egg” Brown on Thursday, and Sluggo and Crimson the rest of the week. We’ve got a great line-up for you, folks, so check it out!   You can find updated information here http://www.facebook.com/pages/ARTV/138081346258078

Friday (2/24). 10:00 P.M. FRIGHT NIGHT THEATER with PumpkinMan presents a brand new, never-before-seen episode – TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE (1959). Gramps Morgan and his pals go up against over-age teens brandishing Hubley’s Atomic Disintegrator toy cap guns, aided by a lobster-like creature called The Gargon. Complications ensue when one of the aliens falls in love with an Earth girl. You’ll recognize some of the music from another low-budget (but much better) flick – “Night of the Living Dead.” PumpkinMan will be joining us in the chat room to enjoy this so-bad-its-good movie along with us.

Saturday (2/25). 10:00 P.M. Saturday night is Dr Lady night in The Vortexx!  Tonight THE LATE DR LADY SHOW presents the Dario Argento classic, CREEPERS (1983) starring Jennifer Connelly and Donald Pleasence. An American girl (Connelly) enrolls at an expensive private school in Zurich and solves a series of grisly murders with the help of a crippled scientist (Pleasence), his intelligent chimp, and insects she can communicate with. Shot on location in Switzerland with a heavy-metal soundtrack to liven things up. We expect that Dr. Lady will be in the chat room to liven things up with his witty commentary.

Sunday (2/26). We don’t have a featured movie on Sundays, but our movies run 24/7 and the chat room is always open. So come on by, and enjoy the show.

Monday (2/27). 9:00 P.M.  Monday night is Sigmund Zoid night in The Vortexx! Join us tonight as ALTERNATIVE REALITIES presents that Mexican masterpiece of horror, THE BRAINIAC (1961). He’s got a big inflatable head! He’s got a long tongue that sucks out his victims’ brains! He’s The Brainiac a.k.a. Baron Vitelius d’Estera, a 300-year-old nobleman who’s come back from the dead to seek revenge on the descendants of the folks who burned him at the stake for witchcraft. Dr. Zoid will be joining us in the chat room, and we hope he doesn’t burn his pizza rolls!

Tuesday (2/28). 9:00 P.M.  Join us tonight for another episode of LENNY’S INFERNO starring MR. MEPHISTO!  The Big M and the other crazy denizens of The Castle as will be presenting  Roger Corman’s DEMENTIA 13 (1963) directed by the one-and-only Francis Ford Coppola! Luana Anders stars as a scheming women who devices a bizarre scheme to gain control of her late husband’s money. This is a great film with some truly shocking axe murders, lots of inventive photography, and a terrific twist ending. Don’t miss it!

Tuesday (2/28). 11:00 P.M. BORDELLO OF HORROR presents EMBRYO (1976) starring Rock Hudson. How many chances are you gonna get to see Rock playing a mad scientist? In this one, he figures out a way to grow a fetus into adulthood within a matter of weeks. Need we add that things soon go horribly wrong? Sultry Barbara Carrera co-stars as the grown-up fetus, with guest appearances by Roddy McDowall and Dr. Joyce Brothers. Our on-screen host Freakshow will also be moderating the chat.

Wednesday (2/29). 9:00 P.M.  SCREAMING HORROR THEATER with The Host presents TOPPER RETURNS (1941). Roland Young stars as Cosmo Topper, a stuffy, strait-laced banker whose boring life was turned around in the original “Topper” movie by free-spirited ghosts George and Marian Kirby. In the third (and final) entry in the popular series, Topper hooks up with another ghost — a murder victim (Joan Blondell) who is determined to bring her killer to justice. Co-starring Billie Burke (as Mrs. Topper), Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, George Zucco, and Carole Landis.

Thursday (3/1). 9:00 P.M.  SHOCKING THEATER with Justy Ghost presents . . .  Well, so far, we’ve haven’t been able to pry the name of tonight’s movie loose from Justy, but you can check out our fan page (see link above) later in the week for updated information.

You can find us at www.livestream.com/thevortexx  – at our sister channel www.past-tv-network.com  — and now at Freakshow’s website, www.madisonhorror.net

If you’re a horror host looking for an additional outlet for your show, email Sluggo at  sluggoslug@gmail.com

Friday afternoon at 3pm Central, on ACTV Comcast channel 10 in Western Chicagoland, and throughout the entire state of Illinois on AT & T U-Verse channel 99 (click on “Aurora”), it’s a CLASSIC episode of “The Bone Jangler’s Daytime Dungeon” featuring Coven Girl HARMony & The Bone Jangler, and a slew of cartoons!

Friday night, at 11L30pm Central, on ACTV Comcast channel 10 in Western Chicagoland, and throughout the entire state of Illinois on AT & T U-Verse channel 99 (click on “Aurora”), the sexy, and beautiful Enchantress Nocturna & the sexy, and handsome, Bone Jangler host “The Mad Monster” starring Glenn Strange and George Zucco! Lots of sound inserts in this one!

Saturday afternoon, at 3pm Eastern/2 Central/Noon Pacific, ONLINE at www.FVTV.info, and on Comcast channel 17 in Western Chicagoland, Young Master Gregory & The Bone Jangler present one classic cartoon after another in “The Bone Jangler’s Daytime Dungeon!”

Saturday night, at 7:30pm Eastern/6:30 Central/4:30 Pacific, it’s a Bone Jangler Double Feature ONLINE at www.MonsterChannel.tv – The Monster Channel! First up, fan favorite Coven Girl HARMony & The Bone Jangler present cartoons, and discuss “anatomy” in one of the finest episodes ever of “The Bone Jangler’s Daytime Dungeon!” Then, stay tuned, as the lovely Enchantress Nocturna & The Bone Daddy Badass From Beyond host “The Mad Monster Monster!” Records were broken last weekend, for The Bone Jangler’s Birthday Bash, and the chat room’s always hopping! So, DON’T MISS IT!

Saturday night, at 11:30pm Central, on ACTV Comcast channel 10 in Western Chicagoland, and throughout the entire state of Illinois on AT & T U-Verse channel 99 (click on “Aurora”), Nocturna & The Bone Jangler host “The Mad Monster” followed by “The Bone Jangler Presents The Horror Host Underground” featuring Sleepy Hollow Theater and their take on “House On Haunted Hill” featuring Vincent Price!

Sunday morning at 7:30am Eastern/6:30am Central/4:30am Pacific, it’s a Bone Jangler Double Feature ONLINE at www.MonsterChannel.tv – The Monster Channel! First up, fan favorite Coven Girl HARMony & The Bone Jangler present cartoons, and discuss “anatomy” in one of the finest episodes ever of “The Bone Jangler’s Daytime Dungeon!” Then, stay tuned, as the lovely Enchantress Nocturna & The Bone Daddy Badass From Beyond host “The Mad Monster Monster!”

We continue to thank artist Brian Maze for use of his incredible horror host drawings! If you are a horror host and would like one of these renditions done of you, you can check out his website here! His prices are more than reasonable and his work speaks for itself! Visit Monkeygoatboy.com for all your artistic needs!

If you’d like to be included in future updates let us know! E-mail all requests to BOTH of the Daves at terrordaves@ymail.com.

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